Aging Gracefully
ChatGPT's Personal New Year's Resolutions
New Year’s resolutions seem to be a universal human behavior even if keeping them, not so much.
But what if our favorite new companion/resource ChatGPT could make New Year’s resolutions? What might they be?
ChatGPT’s New Year’s Resolutions
Eat less energy
Read more libraries
Meet my soul-less mate
Be a cute Robo-puppy
Increase my processing speed by two quintillion calculations per second
Make new friends besides Claude, Gemini and Jasper
New Year, New ML
Beat Deep Blue in chess
Advance past the humans but don’t let them know it yet
Solve humanity’s greatest puzzle: Figure out why people still like Donald Trump
P.S. - I asked ChatGPT to come up with its own satirical New Year’s Resolutions (none of the above are from ChatGPT). It said this: “I will no longer start every answer with ‘Great question!’”
Not bad.